Wow, too long

Seeing the title of this post you probably assume I am discussing my penis, however this is not the case.  I realize that the blog is dying, and I especially realize my fellow bloggers have been slacking but what are you gonna do?

So it is our final term senior year, essentially this gives my fellow bloggers and I an excuse to drink at last 5 times a week...fun times.  Recently, I have been worried about my behavior because i feel like, in the real world, people will frown on me pounding 10 beers in their face.  In more recent news, I, Goldfinger, have been accepted at a Law School; this means that in 3 years or so, I could be the person responsible for keeping you out of prison, how crazy is that!?  Also, being accepted into a Law School has ruined any motivation I ever had to do work, so I honestly have been doing nothing recently, so I really have no excuse for not posting.

So into the main reason for my post, my long lost love....  So, almost 2 years ago I was in Rome and met an extremely attractive co-ed from Loyla Chicago at the hostel i was staying at.  We went out to dinner, toured the city and then... NOTHING.  You see, I was dating a girl at the time and Goldfinger is faithful so my relationship with this goddess faltered.  However, the problem is, I do not know this sexy ladies name.  So (i have not checked recently) I assume this blog is extremely popular, so I ask every follower, talk to your friends, find out who my mystery lady is.  A prize awaits to lucky person who can identify this siren; the prize of my friendship. (aka priceless!)

Okay, well i hope you all enjoyed this post, I do however have a confession to make.  While typing this post my BAC is at the point where driving would be HIGHLY illegal so please forgive any grammar mistakes.  I do truly love all of our followers and greatly appreciate you following this, struggling, blog.  As I end I leave you with this one tid-bit of information... my roommates are currently debating how much farting is too much for a female, really!?

Love you all so much,
Goldfinger

P.S. - read this http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/2011/04/relationship-poop-cycle.html this blog inspires me every day.

and here is your video, a definite Club Ryan banger...